Getting badgered by Xtube Porn Smurfs

Someone asked me recently to reveal the identity - actually the real street address / location of one of the places/people in my own uploaded Xtube videos (some are actually me and made by me). At least, he understood that it was NOT me in the video of Window Flasher Gets the Job Done. But...I can't tell you how many people have assumed that it was me (which may be flattering) but certainly means that people - esp Xtube Porno Smurf types don't or can't read. It's sometimes no small wonder they could actually find and sign up to be NON-contributing members of this site.

I really don't know why -- well actually I guess I do know why some people can be so stupid and unthinking or just plain dorky or lazy. I guess I should NOT actually care -- especially now (no comment but this IS Bush's Amerika --now in the 8th and final year. But god-damnation upon us.. it may just be supplanted by 4-8 years of HuckaBombaNation or MittRomMormanization of Ameri-KKKA. Are you going to next see (after the Guantanamo and Abu Graib fiascos) next can see next concentration camps for sexual perverts (like everybody who has joined Xtube would consider a captial punishment lethal injection-able offense by MH, MR or FT - probalby not RJ or JM - I'm know I'm only mentioning Republicans but this IS NOT THE CNN Morning news -- it's MY blog, right) popping up all across America -- after one of those GOP premediated Morality Police would-be Dicktatators (presidents) takes office. (LOL) Woe to me who would attempt defiled the solid reputation of the GOP!

But...back to my original point - in fact, I am protecting that person' identity -- from people (perhaps like you).


A year or so ago, when I uploaded the 'full' version of that video (which had formerly been available on VEOH) -- a bunch of people started snooping around and actually someone was able to identity the exact corner and the house / window from where it was shot.

 So... to keep me (and him) from getting FBI inquiries (LOL), I cut out a lot of the views that might identity the location. It's been clipped down a lot. Sorry but that's how it's going to remain.
Instead of chasing down flashers and other sexual perverts or champions/heroes - it depends on how you look at them when doing so might brand you as a kind of sexual predator or stalker -if you actually did that by the way, why don't you do some of your own pics and videos.

My definition of a Xtube Porn Smurf:
I notice that they don't have much to offer: No profile pic, often NOT anything at all in their profile, No photos .. Nor any videos of your own... BUT they do have dozens if not hundreds of collected Friends and Favorities. That's not a criticism nor am I being totally sarcastic either .... but anybody who believes that Ben Affleck and Eric Mabius were 'accidently' caught naked or masturbating ranks at the same type of person who sits religiously in front of pro-wrestling matches on TV, cheering away like it is real or something... even a sport. ( I realize you ( probably) didn't MAKE those videos, you have made them your favorities.
What a person makes a favorite tells us something about them - not always what we might GUESS it should tell.

Just for you information (maybe you already know and just favorited them because you wanted to have the bookmarks (sometimes I do that)... but that is NOT Ben -- and he was 'famous' from the age of 9-12 when he hosted his own educational TV series on PBS. So I really doubt he would allow that type of video. The Mabius is an outtake from one of his films.

Sorry but my basic cynicism (and sarcastic humor) is peeking (leaking) out. I wrote this for the purpose of sending it to ONE specific individual but unfortunately, Xtube is rather stingy (incredibly slower server and very cheap intrasite email (message have to be limited in size) but I can't really complain as a consumer - but I CAN complain because my 'small' as it is (no .. not my dick size) contribution DOES bring in viewers/members - which does help increase the revenues of Xtube since having more viewers/website visitors pays them more advertising income - the site would definitely NOT be operable simply of user fees - so that's why they don't ask for them (except for premium services).

I usually take all 'messages' to be authentic requests -even by teh Porn Smurfs (people who CONSUME other people's private porn BUT who don't contribute ANYTHING themselves - such as you too perhaps you are guilty) -You'll probably get a better reception for your questions or requests for Friend status (which serves no purpose here on Xtube but as a bookmark) if you did your homework and also actually contributed something to the Xtube porn community (gay or str8 or whatever).. Write a blog or post some pics (NET ones - not ones you've stolen from somewhere else and are trying to pretend are YOU!!)

It'd be best too if you'd bother to read the notes on a video and the profile of the person who uploaded it before sending off a question to which you should (probably would) already know the answer.


Have fun... P.S. This is the 50th Anniversary of the Smurfs - which is probably about right (as an age or perhaps IQ) for most of you who fall into the Xtube Porn Smurf category. If not, stop acting like it.

Always bitter sweet but ohh, so good/bad,

Kelly